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when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.
Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky
The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky
Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys
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An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.
(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.
When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!