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An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.
Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.
Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.
To ignite the inner Olympic sprinter and move as fast as humanly possible
I had to turn on the jets when the police crashed the party.
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Opposite of Jet Lag. Ready to party at 2AM in NYC cause you just flew in from LA.
They are still on the dance floor because they are not jet-lagged, they are jet-propelled.
A nickname for Embraer Regional Jets (ERJs), so called because Embraer is based in Brazil, home of the Amazon Rain Forest (Jungle). They are quite narrow and small, with only three seats across the entire cabin. Overhead bins are therefore very small, resulting in the inability of most carry-on luggage to be brought on board.
I had to check my carry-on at the gate, because I was flying on a jungle jet.
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Jet Li is a real life buddhist ninja who eagle claw fisted the 2004 tsunami and won. He could definitely make iron man cry.
Jet Li is the only man who could round-house kick Chuck Norris.
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When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.
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The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this.
Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo?
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