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When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
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v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
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When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.
A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
To spike your water bottle o while biking
I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong
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"Lance Coolie" is used by US Marines to refer to the Lance Corporal (E-3) rank. The term implies that Lance Corporals are used for menial labor; a play on the term "coolie" applied to Chinese workers.
Damn, I'm stuck stacking ammo cans again? I thought I'd be past this shit when I got promoted, but I guess I'm just a Lance Coolie...
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A world class athlete with a little help from Big Pharma.
The rookie is raising some brows and has some gossip going on about being a bit of a Lance Pharmstrong.
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