Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!
or
I dare that ho to lay hands on me!
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to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it
I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.
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A skank bitch who doesn't bathe
Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay
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Someone who lays low is someone who stays very much in the background and rejects the temptation to draw attention to himself.
Deep: Let's try and get some gash tonight.
Saffy: Mate lay low, yeah?
Jock: He can't. I'm the master of laying low...sundoooo!
*Jock proceeds to lay low*
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To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.
My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!
Pronounced "see-lai".
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
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The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.
Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.
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