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Summmer time when everyone spends alot of time outside getting sunburned and turn into lobsters
mat and angelo are gonna spend alot of time at the beach this lobster fest
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A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.
The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.
When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.
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When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.
A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."
The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.
Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?
Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.
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1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you
1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster
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