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The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.
"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"
a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.
Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"
Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"
What posters on a message boards will sometimes say in response to a thread/topic that will eventually be locked/closed. This is a way to show that the thread is incredibly dumb or goes against the rules of the message board. Used to sometimes get in a free post to raise one's post count before the topic gets locked, preventing any further posting in it.
Person 1 Posts: Topic-This Forum Sucks!
Person 2: In Before Lock!
Person 3(Moderator/Admin): This topic is locked for bashing the message board and being dumb.
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When you find out that a girl/guy you are dating is into something really cool and unexpected so you must make them your gf/bf.
Guy 1: "So this girl I scored wants to go see Iron Man 2 and go shooting!"
Guy 2: "Dude!! Lock it down!!"
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A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.
"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"
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When you are trying to think of a word but your mind locks on to a similar word preventing you from remembering the desired word.
Chuck - "We had some of those New Orleans pastry things - oh, darn, I had it on the tip of my tongue but now all I can think of is 'bidet' and I know that's not it."
Carol - "Bidet!? It's a beignet - You don't eat a bidet you goof!"
Chuck - "I know, I know - I said that's not it - I had word lock."
One of the easiest and direct ways to pull in a nightclub.
Step one: Approach target
Step two: Dance with target, leading him/her/it to the nearest wall
Step three: Spring both your arms out by her sides clamping the wall in a cobra like action
Step four: Firmly hold the rape lock, making sure there are no escape routes
Step five: You've pulled
Once you feel comfortable with this manoeuvre trying skipping straight to step three
How did you pull that 9 last night Gerry?
Gerry: Rape lock, 60% of the time it works without getting arrested
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