9/20 Massacre

A buncha idiotic idiots Naruto Runnin tryna get in Area 51. This day siege could potentially be successful if the Karens give area 51 bad reviews and get it to shut down. Oh yeah, almost forgot about Chuck Norris, Keanu Reaves, and Shaggyjoining in on the raid, so there's a 50/50 chance. OH FUCK! It's the no live nine-year-old, fortnite playing, pewdiepie subscribed, Dragon ball Super Watching retards; with all those 9 year olds going super saiyan 100,000,000,000,000,000,000, its over man. Man, FOOK DIS, im joining in to see dem aliens see ya.

Even though the deaths of The 9/20 Massacre will be immeasurable, that Ali3n booty is worth death.

Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

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Virginia Slim Massacre

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.

Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??

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Los Angeles Massacre

When you fuck a girl so hard

you R.I.P. that pussy

I was feelin so horny so i called Jenny and
i gave her a Los Angeles Massacre

i straight MURDERED that pussy

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Kent State Massacre

Another name for the event that happened on May 4th, 1970, when National Guard troops opened fire on students after a series of protests occuring on the campus of Kent State University and in the adjoining town of Kent, Ohio.

The incident was initially sparked by planned student protests against Nixon's announcement that the US would send troops into Laos and Cambodia during the Vietnam War.
Students started gathering to protest in the first few days of May, 1970. Within days, the conflict between students and National Guard troops called in to keep order had led to arrests, injuries, the deliberate burning of an ROTC building, and the deaths of four students.

1) The events of May 4th, 1970, also called the Kent State Massacre, inspired a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young song called "Ohio" (written by Neil Young).

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Tiananmen Square Massacre

Tiananmen Square Massacre is a event that happened in June 4, 1989.

idk how i use it in a sentence Tiananmen Square Massacre

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The Virginia Slim Massacre

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.

Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.

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