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A really cool sandbox game. In it, you can build anything using blocks. You can play in survival or creative. The ONLY REALLY BIG PROBLEM is that it has been taken over by 8 to 12 year olds. All they want to talk about is minecraft. It gets really annoying. The majority of minecraft Youtuber's subscribers are all squealing fanboys whose life revolves around the YouTuber even though they are actually funny or good at making videos. So. A good game just overrun by little kids. I enjoy minecraft but when most people hear the word they think of squirts whose life revolves around it.
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Overly obsessed fanboy: OMG! did you see SkyDoesMinecraft's new video on YouTube today??!!!!
Normal minecrafter: Yeah but you don't need to go on and on about the game
(2)
Minecrafter 1: Here, come take a look, I built a massive castle that took two months to make.
Minecrafter 2: That is really cool.
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A game that’s only played by true gamers
True gamer: How are you a gamer if you haven’t played Minecraft
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A game full of blocks and shit. Created by some dumb ass bald man called Notch. Every update takes 4 years.
Person1: Hey, do you wanna go get some pizza?
Person2: SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! Oh, and i'll take a slice!
Minecraft is fun.
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A game made by Notch to guarantee that you will stay a virgin.
Hot Chick: Heyyy. Wanna have some FUN tonight??
Fag: SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING HOUSE IN MINECRAFT, JEEZ!!!
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The best game in the world. Screw WoW, Minecraft is just freaking awesome. It's blocky.
There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.
You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.
I'm such a nerd XD
"Get off Minecraft already! It's 11 pm!"
"Just 5 more minutes! I have to dig back to the surface!"
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A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
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