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June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!
If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
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February 3rd, aka national stu day, is a day to celebrate stu’s sacrifices by throwing on on groutfit
Don’t forget your groutfit tomorrow, it’s national stu day
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Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner
Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)
дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*
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National Ava day is a day to do whatever an Ava wants to do.
February 17th is national Ava day
Made by an Ava (obviously) Giesbrecht
1: What day is it today?
2: It’s national Ava day!
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June 12th is national quackity day.
let’s all celebrate the iPad kid on this day
“What day is it today?”
“It’s national quackity day!”
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December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.
"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."
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Every August 31 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
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