Jick click

A small mistake which causes a huge disastrous event to occur.

From an online game, where the creator Jick accidentally deleted the entire database with a single click.

"Dude, why did you have to spill those thumb tacks on my box of condoms? Now she's pregnant, and her parents beat the crap out of me and my wife found out about my affair and shot herself."
"Sorry, it was a Jick click."

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Tates click

An errant mouse click. The act of unintentionally and frequently missing intended click targets with a computer mouse. This could be the result of tiredness, alcohol consumption or generally bad hand eye coordination.

After typing a 25 page report, Henry tates clicked 'No' when prompted to save his work before closing the document.

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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)

Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.

click bait

An eyecatching link on a website which encourages people to read on. It is often paid for by the advertiser ("Paid" click bait) or generates income based on the number of clicks.

This is not news, really. It’s click bait, the stuff pageviews are made of.

OR

This is the worst article I've ever read, clearly from a massive Microsoft hater or paid by Apple/Google. It's just paid FUD clickbait, wouldn't expect any better of news.com.au. Source: Whirlpool Forum 21 Oct 2012.

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click here

Hex ten is correct in stating that it would be better if advertisers said "dont click here" instead of "click here" as it is human nature to find out, "what would happen if I did click here instead?"

I clicked there because it said DONT CLICK HERE and got a level 10 virus.

Darn you Jeff K

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click and drag

To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another.

Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and drag.

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Jimmy Click

The act of rapidly left clicking a desktop icon in the beliefe it will make the program open faster.

Holy Shit! How did you open 34 instances of Internet Explorer at once. You really must have been 'Jimmy Clicking' the shit out of the icon!