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A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
A pair of sunglasses worn while playing crew that immediately grants the user increased speed on the water with no extra effort applied.
You don’t stand a chance now that I’ve got my new free speed
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The act of spitting a rhyme at a ridiculous speed.
guy 1: Dude, did you see Brandon Lamar's remix of 6'7'?
guy2: yeah, he has Eminem speed
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Term originated in Northern England used to describe a shrunken, flacid penis due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. Usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the penis is stimulated.
Once she had turned me on the speed willy subsided and my johnson was back to normal size.
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A genre of metal that basically consists of standard heavy metal played at faster tempos with an emphasis on the basic guitar riffs. (Can be compared to a melodic version of thrash.) Created by Judas Priest.
Exciter, Agent Steel, early Blind Guardian
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Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.
A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
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slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace
Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!
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