turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

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kick it up a notch

To make things more intense, exciting, or interesting.

(introduced by chef Emeril Lagasse in reference to spicing up his recipies)

Guest: Dude, this party sucks!

Host: Let's kick it up a notch! (brings out strippers and beer)

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notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

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Notch in his belt.

An achievement. This phrase is usually used in reference to a man; however, nowadays, just about anything goes, so one may hear it used occasionally in reference to a female. Often times, the achievement tends to be selfish and/or refers to something sexual (though not necessarily).

1. "He does not genuinely love and care about the girl he just had sex with, to him, she is just another notch in his belt."

2. "He is not in love with me; I do not want to have sex with him and be just another notch in his belt."

3. "Do not have sex with him. He might care about you, but at best you two are just friends- he is not in-love with you; do you want to be just another notch in his belt?"

4. "That girl over there- tonight... she will be the next notch in my belt, and then I will move onto the next one."

5. "I am not ready to settle down. I just want to get as many notches on my belt as I can."

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take it up a notch

digging deep in your self to apply more effort toward acheiving a goal

Laura was enjoying her carefree, single life but decided to "take it up a notch" and have children.

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Kick it up a Notch

To make things more intense, exciting, or interesting.

(Phrase first used by Emril Lagasse while cooking.)

Now refers to a song in the Team Starkid Production Starship.

Emril: Let's kick it up a notch! *adds a bunch of spices*

Pincher: "So here’s the choice, Bug! You can go on leading your meaningless existence Or you can take everything you’ve ever wanted...Well, Bug? Whaddya say?"

Bug: "I....I... I think I’ll kick it up a notch!
I don’t care about the Queen or the hive!"

Pincher: "That’s the spirit! Kick em all straight in the crotch!"

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top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat