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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling March 25, 2014


Twi-Obs

(n.) someone who is obsessed with the Twilight saga; a combination between "Twilight" and "Obsess", insinuating that the person is obsessed with Twilight; (adj.) a word to express how attached a person is to their beloved Twilight saga.

Examples:
(n.)"Look at all those twi-obs - I can't believe they're sleeping outside the movie theater for the Eclipse showing tomorrow night!"
(adj.)"You're going to bring a life-sized cardboard Edward Cullen in the theater with you? You're so twi-obs."

by Novelist Anonymous June 08, 2010


Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.

Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom

by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019


Obbing

A shortening of "sobbing", perhaps originating from a typo
is often meant to be read less seriously than the full "sobbing"
Can be typed as " 'obbing", but that's for nerds

"obb" can also be used in place of "sob", but this is less common

obbing, crying, dying

straight OBBING dude! wtf just happened 😭

dude,,, that work meeting,,,,, obb,,, its over

by OliverJaded September 19, 2024


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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024


Obe

Obe is a term that refers to the digit 1 in english. It is a variable introduced by scientists in order to canculate obvious elements. As it reminds the scientists that this variable demonstrates the simplicity of canculating new formulas.

Obe+Obe= 2 obe
Obe+5= 5+obe

by The scientific community January 17, 2025


Obes

A person who farts the scent of a rose while making his underwear brown.

A: smells nice in here
B: yeah I just did an obes
A: guess its time for you to buy a new underwear

by flowerpower321 February 10, 2023