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The female equivalent of a sword fight.
Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?
When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.
P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?
P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead
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An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
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An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.
Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.
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When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.
it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out
I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl
a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.
She had a panda pearl in her snatch.
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