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Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.
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The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.
Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
The best thing ever literally better than everything ever made it is the best fucker other tanks and other things
Jake: hey there’s a t-34-85 over there damn that’s a epic tank
Definition: Prized T-34-85 - a Soviet tank from World War 2 that fought against the Germans
Noun: T-34-85
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from some website, best desciped as thus
"argueing on the internet is like runnign in the special olympics, even if you win you are still a spastic"
a term to deride somebodys achivements or to just take the piss out of them
for doign somethign or beign someone stupid
him :I OWNEDYOUR ASS ON Q3 LAST NIGHT FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!
you : you win teh prize!!!
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This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.
She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.
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A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
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When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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