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Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011


Have an on purpose

When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.

When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.

That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.

by Some rando out there May 20, 2024


On purpose

An accident but faking it

:IM DERAWING
:Bullshit your doing it on purpose gracie

by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021


negative purpose

melbournes best up an coming band!! i love simon and matt and dave and xavier

the best band in Australia

by alex November 26, 2003


Flattening the Purpose

Sitting on someone for no reason.

This fat kid keeps flattening the purpose of minding his own business!

by TBS_Inferno September 21, 2021


multi purpose rope

the kind of rope you use when you hang yourself

I'm going to need to go to lowes to get some multi purpose rope after failing that math test

by tanners bleach bottle;) December 16, 2016


purposal

A purposal is a proposal for a project or to a person that serves a purpose of getting credit or favor for something you have already done.

Example 1:

“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”

Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”

by saskers February 28, 2020