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A member of the blue collar comedy group. Also known as "Tater Salad". Famous for appearing onstage with whiskey and cigarette. "Drunk in Public"
Ron White is fucking awesome!!
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The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.
Most of my freinds talk like Ron Burgandy because he is The Balls
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A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
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Ron DeathSentence is sometimes known as Ron DeSantis, the squinty-eyed, failed toilet brush salesman who became governor of Florida. Characterized by a desire to both go full douche and probe his own anus for signs of intelligence, he refuses to breathe the same air as his constituents, as he burns through his voters like logs on a campfire.
Ron DeathSentence enjoys killing his own citizens with anti-mask, anti-vaccine, and anti-intelligence policies with equal measures of arrogance and cowardice.
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Ian Brazendale he is not, but a demi-legend in the making.
Why fix it when delegation will do.
I'm busy ask Pooley - or - I'll have a full breakfast Janet, but can I have a pickled egg with it?
1.) A famous lawyer, who gets people out of jips and jams.
2.) Somebody the Dude needs to get a hold of. He knows his rights.
1.) Ron who?
2.) "I know my rights, man. I want a fucking lawyer man. Like....mm..Ron Kuby."
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The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.
Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"
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