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A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.
guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.
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Earthworm Sally carries diseases from Florida to Cali :)
Earthworm Sally, the word being defined, carries diseases from Florida to Cali
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A euphemism for female masturbation
I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.
The most wonderful type of mother you will ever see.
Goddess of blue food and mother to heroes. Completely badass.
Proof that the most wonderful people have the most rotten luck.
Demigod #1: Did you just see the Seven with Nico and Reyna!!
Demigod #2: Yeah I did. Where do you think they were going?
Demigod #3: I heard to Sally Jackson's for some blue cookies
Demigod #1 & #2:Damn lucky
If you use swear words on the Chris Gethard's Beautiful Anonymous show, you must say "Sorry, Sally". Sally is the name of Chris Gethard's mom who abhors swear words. However, the phrase has gone far outside of its original realm, and now widely used by many people as the modern version of "pardon my French".
- It was fucking fantastic! ... Sorry, Sally.
When a chick farts in your mouth and you than go to kiss her before you inhale, so that you blow the fart into her mouth.
"last night, Shelly gave bobby a windy sally with a juicy ending!"
A gun that is used by people who want to die, unless having previously acquired PHD Flopper or Danger Closest
Did that dude seriously just pack-a-punch his M1911 into Mustang and Sally? Does he have a death wish?
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