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A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.
A person who smokes a lot of weed.
A very experienced smoker
"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"
"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"
When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is
"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."
The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
The four-to-six month long exploitation by Partners of people in their primes, generally in their 20s. This term is used as a "valid" excuse to get the exploited to gain anywhere from ten to one hundred pounds, develop several addictions, give up any semblance of a social life and learn to view the Partners as something similar to a totalitarian ruler.
During busy season, it is required that each employee work a minimum of 50 charge hours per week or else they are considered a liability to the firm and dead weight. Failure to do this leads to public humiliation and a lowering of future wages and promotion possibilities.
The Partners will tend to use "busy season" to the lawmakers to convince them to legalize sweatshops in first world countries, only with fewer rights and privileges.
During busy season, the exploited are expected to overcome any illnesses, birth defects, funerals, other medical disasters and most of all, sleep, in order to help the Partners fund the purchase of a golden statue of their dogs.
Doctor: Son, you will need this emergency heart operation within two weeks.
Patient: I wish I could Doc. It's busy season right now.
Doctor: Ah yes, I completely understand. Good luck with that!
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The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.
Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
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The time from March 20th to September 23rd. Usually this is a time when all the whores start to surface and/or come of out winter hybernation (i.e. wearing long sleeve shirts,jeans, winter coats.) acting and dressing in a whore like manner. (slutty shirts and skirts, being bitch and just being a whore.)
Hey you want to go whore hunting? It's whore season.
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