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When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet
Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward
Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."
This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
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Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.
John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”
He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.
Handsome squidward is my daddy!
A sex act in which a Male places his flaccid genitalilia on the nose of his partner and receives oral sex to his scrotum.
"Oh yeah baby, give me that Saggy Squidward tonight!"
1. A complex, a lot of people experience where they remember, how as a kid, Squidward from the hit-show Spongebob Squarepants looked like an angsty bitch that just wants to ruin Spongebob's fun for no reason, but as you grow older you find yourself relating to Squidward in a lot of situations and realize how unbearable it must be to live between the two loudest kids on the short-bus who are Spongebob and Patrick.
2. You start to relate to Squidward.
Watching Spongebob Spongebob flips a patty and it lands on Squidward's head
Ed: I'm starting to realize how much of an asshat Spongdebob is sometimes...
Bob: Oh you have a Squidward Complex.
when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.
dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!
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