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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.

Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 21, 2019


Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.

The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.

by TheRedMistScribe February 5, 2012

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Squidward Complex

1. A complex, a lot of people experience where they remember, how as a kid, Squidward from the hit-show Spongebob Squarepants looked like an angsty bitch that just wants to ruin Spongebob's fun for no reason, but as you grow older you find yourself relating to Squidward in a lot of situations and realize how unbearable it must be to live between the two loudest kids on the short-bus who are Spongebob and Patrick.

2. You start to relate to Squidward.

Watching Spongebob Spongebob flips a patty and it lands on Squidward's head
Ed: I'm starting to realize how much of an asshat Spongdebob is sometimes...
Bob: Oh you have a Squidward Complex.

by THEredSUNned January 12, 2021


Squidward Style

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.

John: โ€œDid you hook up with Kim yesterday?โ€
Chris: โ€œYeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.โ€

by $aintNick January 13, 2019


Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.

Handsome squidward is my daddy!

by Cecebear February 9, 2022


Saggy Squidward

A sex act in which a Male places his flaccid genitalilia on the nose of his partner and receives oral sex to his scrotum.

"Oh yeah baby, give me that Saggy Squidward tonight!"

by Lex Noire December 16, 2018


squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.

dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!

by DBL A June 5, 2006

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