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A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.
Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.
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You're waiting for the elevator and once the doors open, it looks like it's empty, until some idiot pops out from the corner and scares the crap out of you.
The elevator doors had just opened, and I was about to get on, when the elevator creeper jumped out and almost made me pee my pants.
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A collection of sexually inadequate middle age and rich men. All very happy to be huddled together in a small opulent room.
Saw Trump and Farage enjoying a Golden Elevator today.
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Elevator eating is a considered as a date worse then death. To accomplish this horrendous act there must be at least two people involved. The first is a guy that's standing inside the elevator and the other gets stuck between the doors of it in a leaning position with his ass towards the other person inside. Once the participants are in place the guy inside the elevator starts eating the other guys ass without consent and while his commiting his part of the act the other guy gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies. After his death the other person keeps doing his thing, not knowing the other guy is now deceased.
The act usually ends after the dead guy shits himself (a known process that occurs after death), but can sometimes continue if the other guy likes eating shit.
Gal and his friend went inside an elevator while a person got stuck between the elevator doors and then they decided to start commiting the act of "elevator eating".
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When two partners spread their buttcheeks and one partner poops into the other partners' butthole.
After an exquisite dinner, we went back to my place and performed the German Elevator. Then we danced.
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The process of people spacing themselves equally in an elevator.
"Did you see those people move away from me in the elevator after all those other people got off? I couldn't tell if I had bad breath or if it was just elevator osmosis."
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A game played using an elevator, which is similar to tag, but with an elevator. One person (or group of persons) is deemed "it", while the others are not it. The others must run and try not to get tagged by the "it" person or persons, and if they are tagged, then one person becomes it.
Basically, tag with a fucking elevator and a few more floors.
Person 1: "Let's go play elevator tag at the Mariott this weekend!"
Person 2:"Yeah, they have sick glass elevators!"
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