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An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares
You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay
When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.
the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)
ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once
The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.
Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(
The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.
Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.
Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?