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A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
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Another name for the Zodiac Killer.
10 percent of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer-- and they're right.
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Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.
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the state of being completely inebriated or drunk, under the influence of juice.Being intoxicated to the point of blacking out or passing out
I got juice-ted last night and banged a dog.
Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.
Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.
This story is meant to scare individuals.
Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.
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