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An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
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A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic
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What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.
Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.
Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!
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When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.
Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.
Someone who takes gym class WAY too seriously. Some signs of an Ogympic Athlete include running the warm up laps or mile too fast/like a track star, getting mad when they do bad at gym games, showing off for the gym teachers (who don't give a shit by the way), simply being a try-hard or too competitive, etc. Ogympic Athletes are hilarious to watch and/or jerkoffs to deal with.
Ogympic Athletes are a bunch of gym class try-hards who ruin gym class for everyone else.
A term men use to explain that they work out but to not sound like they are trying to hard
Yeah I just do light athletics here and there, no big deal.
As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.