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-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.
Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."
Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."
Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."
Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.
Do a barrel rolo!
A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
It's WHEELBARROW, you illiterate shmucks.
Wrong: I was totally wheel barreling that chick, dude. High five.
Right: I was totally wheelbarrowing that chick, dude. High five.
A play on words on "Cracker Barrel", an American restaurant known for it's wonderful southern food. I have yet to see a location that doesn't have AT LEAST one waitress that resembles a crack whore.
I'm starvin. Let's go get some eats at crackho barrel!
Ok, but I'm not sitting in the "brothel" section.
When a straight gutter slut is sucking you and your boy's dick and she sticks both of them in her mouth at the same time like shes at a damn hot dog eating contest.
That ditch pig Stevi tryed doing the double barrel with me and Doug last night.