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1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
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When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.
"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."
Someone who is a nob and doesn’t like cheese
Omg look at her she’s such a ding mush !
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The loosening of the anus after a girl has copious amounts of anal sex.
I went home with that skank from the club and when I stuck it in her ass, I found out she had a total mush tush!
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A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.
Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
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Mush push describes the attempting to shove one's flacid penis into a female, in hopes that it might stiffen up eventually
When Brandon couldn't keep it up, he gave Lizzy the ol mush push. Needless to say, noone was satisfied
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