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The space between the twat and the shitter.
I was all up in her twitter last night.
I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.
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Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating
Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend
Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!
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A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.
"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."
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The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.
Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.
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A place where weaklings can
a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)
Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!
Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...
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The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.
Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach
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