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The reason why hippies don't get jobs.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?
Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.
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1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
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A proven success story that provides consumers with low prices and employs a lot of people. This pisses off lazy people because they are envious of its success.
I love paying higher prices and getting lousy service at the local mom and pop store. And if that small store ever starts to make money and hire more employees and drive down the prices for me, I'll hate them like wal-mart.
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1. The root of all evil masked by a cute little smiley face that is really only after the little bit of money you have.
2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month
3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours
1. Wal Mart: slashing prices, slashing away small businesses, and slashing your economy!
2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight?
Person 2: First of the month! Food stamp time!
3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?
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1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
as invective "Go to Wal-mart"
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Wall-mart :: A place full of broke rednecks trying to get dog food on sale, also where low lifes all hang out a talk about tractors
Hey yall let's go to wal-mart, I think Britney Spears will be there maybe we can get her autograph =
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A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.
"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."
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