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The Wei Effect

The act of intending to study in a public or private place, but the intention has turned into utter un-productivity when a friend joins the social space. However you end up leaving that area smarter but yet nothing done.

Everybody is studying in starbucks doing their own stuff, then Wei walked in, wei goes around and said hi to everyone, starts a conversation with the professor about some metaphysical concept, another guy joins in the conversation, then soon everybody whose purpose was to do homework in starbucks has turned into a huge dialogue about sexuality, religion, politics, or some other metaphysical snuff. Productivity went from 100% to 10%, yet everyone probebly gained about 5 critical IQ points.

"Dude, did you do anywork today at starbucks man?"
"Nope, it was the Wei Effect, my smart sociology friend came in, and instead of working on pathology, we ended up talking about human sexuality and its correlation to praxis"
"What the fuck does Praxis mean?"
"I have no clue, but its sounds smart"
"Dude, f***ing Wei Effect, now i wont do well in my patho test, however my sociology of sex exam will be peace of cake".

by No_Wei February 22, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


pei wei

to eat noodles off of somebodys naked stomach.

I just want to pei wei that girl!

by purplesharpie April 16, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


wei hao

Name for a good person at heart. Always willing to put one foot forward for others. Chinese words of the name symbolizing one to protect and second to being extraordinary.

Always interested in something or has someone in his mind. A goody two-shoes.
An extraordinary person.

Jenny's boyfriend is such a wei hao!

by TheAmazingTripplehorn June 28, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wei Kang

Wei Kang is the epitome of swag. One look from his devilish eyes is enough to charm any unprotected girl, especially during ovulation. His hair gracefully drifts with the wind like the tail of an Aisyah. His rock hard abs is enough to make even the straightest of men hard. So watch out ladies and gentleman, Wei Kangs out to slay.

charlene: OMG OMG OMFG IS THAT WEI KANG!!
Joelle: SHIT IT IS, I THINK IM PREGNANT.
*both girls faint*
Wei Kang: no worries ladies there's enough of me to go around.

by Iz_Cream_Truth November 1, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wei Jie

Wei Jie is one of the creators of wrestling on Feb 3 1927

Dude that guy looks exactly like the wrestling creator Wei jie!

by Albert Edison February 28, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jun wei

This guy is the master at giving blowjobs. He gives them at a daily basis.

Do you know this guy called Jun Wei? He's such a gay fag. He is in a relationship with Jonathan.

by youu pseudonym May 12, 2014

42๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


ay wey

Mexican for oy vey

Upon hearing that all Northern Mexicans whose family name ends in a Z are descended from Jews who fled the Inquisition, and that is why they eat unleavened flour tortillas and why abuela sweeps from the corners of the room to the center every Friday, Jesus exclaimed "ay wey!"

by skintigh September 1, 2010

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