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Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
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The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
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the thing that the guy said he got for jb and kg in tenacious d
's jesus ranch. this word probably means absolutly nothin
hey guys i got that aah wiper fluid for ya.
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n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.
Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.
Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.
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While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.
The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.
Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!
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Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair
hey i gave dave a louisiana windshield wiper yesterday
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