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When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.
Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.
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A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.
Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!
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Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above
Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....
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Baby Cannon
1. A human female of child-bearing age.
2. Vulva, vagina, or entire reproductive system.
A baby cannon is loaded by inserting a primer charge in the barrel (vagina). The baby cannon will fire nine months later, unless there is a baby cannon misfire, or if you unload the baby cannon. It is important to periodically clean the baby cannon. For a period of several days a month, a female whose baby cannon is not loaded experiences a condition where her baby cannon is leaking. The condition can be mitigated by inserting a baby cannon plug. Baby cannons are unique among guns in that the bore diameter increases with age. Baby cannons are usually single shot weapons, but occasionally fire two or more shots, sometimes with a magazine holding up to eight rounds, and firing on full-automatic - see octomom.
"I hear Mike just picked up a baby cannon that's too old and rusty to fire."
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In the days of sail, naval vessels mounted cannon carefully and purposefully rigged into positions which optimised the effect of their fire. Occasionally, the rigging of these very heavy guns might come loose, and with the vessel pitching about on high seas or during manuever in battle, the results for the ship and crew could prove catastrophic. The term has come to describe a person lacking prudence or insight, whose actions and/or speech jeopardises the safety of people in their proximity or under their authority.
Like a drunken bully, the politician shrugged off his advisors and taunted the insurgent forces operating in the country his armies were attempting to pacify. He had become a LOOSE CANNON.
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A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday
Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
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A demeaning term that is worse than being called a "wise guy", but isn't as bad as being called "a young whipper snapper."
Why i oughta give that wise cannon a knuckle sandwich to remember!
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