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When you slap your ass and it jiggles like jello
I gave myself a nice jello cake
The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.
"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."
Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.
I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.
Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.
Breasts on a chick that are so massive, they jiggle like huge rolls of jello whenever she moves.
Does not apply to fake tits or flapjacks - only large, natural breasts are eligible to be jello jigglers.
"Daaaamn son, check out the jello jigglers on that bitch!"
"For sure bro, I could eat those all night long!"
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Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.
We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.
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The flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are commonly known by wildland firefighters as "Sky Jello" or "Mud".
its a noun
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When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
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