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The debut album of the band "Alley Tailgate"
Hey, have you heard Backyard Buffalo Chicken? It's like an eargasm!
When a man wearing a magnum is fucking a woman from behind and once he cums proceeds to remove said condom, inflate it, and pop it by slapping it against the woman’s ass with a flourish.
One guy to another: “I heard Jonathan say he’s going over to her house tonight to bubble wrap the backyard”
The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.
He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.
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Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back
I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!
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This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then one bbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!
Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!
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1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."
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Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.