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A well mixed concoction for regrettable decisions and an almost surefire recipe for disaster
Tonight’s gonna be a moose bowl!
To take the meanest,largest dump in the history of history...usually after a night of heavy drinking
Tom: Dude, how long you gonna stay in there?
Sam: Yo, I filled the bowl, brother. I shoulda never drank like that last night
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A tasty microwave treat consisting of bologna, eggs and cheese
or a deformed uncircumcised penis.
Did you hear about the guy Jenn was with? I heard he had a bologna bowl.
An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.
Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.
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A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.
Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.
No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?
Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!
You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.
Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
Retro bowl is an football game that has gameplay that looks like it came from your grandmas computer from the 80s, but somehow this game is so addictive that once you download it ur glued to your phone all day beating the shit out of the lions.
I played Retro Bowl in class one day now the whole school is addicted to it
When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.
"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".
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