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This sexual act involves a blumpkin, or any variation there of, where the receiver of the blowjob is simultaneously chewing tobacco and spitting it freely.
This chick was so nasty last night, she let me oil derrick in her hair.
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Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
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It's when you have anal sex with someone who has eaten too many Potato Chips and their shit is runny and Oily, then before you cum, you pull it out with oily feces still on it and cum in the air. The feces will shoot in the air resembling a Oil Derick.
Man that girl loved the black oiled cum squirting in the air when I did a Rusty Oil Derrick on her last night!
one of the few black serial killers; went on a killing spree around Louisiana State University in 2002-2003 in Baton Rouge. Was found gulity and is sentenced to die which has not happned yet.
We the state of Louisiana, find the defendant Derrick Todd Lee, gulity of 1st degree murder.
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An ugly scum bag who thinks he's a true daddy, but only fines out He gets Dicked Down a lot
My Friend Derrick calls himself Daddy Derrick and now we all know why...
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Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants
I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.
A back hand slap similar to that of a pimp slap but with greater force, speed and sound upon impact, so much in fact that the recipient is stunned in complete silence for a short period of time due to the surprise of the whole experience. It is usually administered to one's face, or back of one's head, after the recipient of the Uncle Derrick Slap or UDS has commited actions deemed inappropiate or unruly by the occassion (church services, lectures or a funeral, etc.). It is usually performed as a punishment for a small child's disruptive behavior but it could be applied to any situation when needed. It can also be considered a Guyanese parents version of keeping one "pimp hand strong"
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting
My little brother wouldn't stop asking me for more cookies, even after the seven he already had casued him to go in a cookie-induced sugar rush, so I Uncle Derrick Slapped him.
Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.
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