Vin diesel

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Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives

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diesel mechanic

Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency

J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches

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shaq diesel

A large, powerful or looming object or person

a: shit dawg, why you hittin on that big ass girl, she's fuckin' SHAQ DIESEL!

b: Damn, you see homeboy's new truck? That bitch is shaq diesel!

c: Man, you see that asshole get decked, fuckin' layed out?! He layed a shaq diesel beating on that queer ass!

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portuguese diesel

homemade red wine made by portuguese people with a much higher than average alcohol level

that portuguese diesel put my dick in the dirt

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sucking diesel

An phrase indigenous to the rural peoples of Norn Iron and The Republic Of Ireland.
It means things are going exceptionally well.

An attempt by plastic paddy colin murray to bring this phrase to the attention of the british public is underway.

see also the phrases "going great guns" and "cruising at 90".

nigel:"how are Armagh doing in the all Ireland?"
seamus:"jaysus they're sucking diesel so they are sir."

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Diesel Dyke

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher


Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"

Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"

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diesel doods

Men seeking other men with "large pipes"

Feeling horny. Cant wait to meet up with my diesel doods later