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n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
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A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.
Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!
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Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"
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When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus while slowly hanging over the toilet bowl.
I took a huge sting dingle earlier and think I bleed a little.
An excited exclamation stated in severe frustration.
"Darn dingle" he screamed after slamming his finger in the car door.
When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
Dude, did you just call me?
Yeah.
It produced a wonderful dingle-john.
Oh Yeah?
Thank You.
Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.
J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass