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When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.
My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.
When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.
Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.
Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.
electrons that haven’t been selected yet
alexis put deselected electrons as the answer to question seven
Music that is fucking awesome after after you've been stoned.
Dude, I just got stoned. I think that electronic music just sucked my dick.
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Someone who has confidence but only when they're using a electronic device like AIM, text messaging, etc.
They will be sugestive and bold when they have time to think of answers on AIM but once you get face to face they're not even 1/10 as clever or fun.
aka the downfall of meeting someone online.
Sally: I met this awesome guy online and we talked for three hours.
Jack: You finally found someone special!
Sally: No, he only had electronic balls.
Jack: damn.
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Adj.- Without a blackberry, PDA or Cell phong; Unable to text; no wi-fi available for e-mail management, Facebook status updates or Gchatting. Try as you may, but the only way to reach me will be by smoke signals or messenger pigeons.
Worse than emotionally unavailable because there will be no way to convey that but by word of mouth.
I will be actually camping for 3 days. I will be electronically unavailable at that time.
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Something that should have never made it into ANY media A terrible movie a stinker a bomb boxoffice bomb.
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick
"I went with this new girl to see a flick last night, I nearly fell asleep. It was so so bad I don't even remember the name of the shit! What a waste of electrons!"
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