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A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.
Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.
when someone/thing is so hot it makes a woman’s pussy so wet it drip
*can also be used ironically
exclamation: “ooh they so fine - PUSSY FAUCET”
irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”
When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
A blumpkin with a twisting motion.
She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.
I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.
Gotta love that sloss faucet
What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.