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another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
Adj: A girl who's decent looking, is really sweet to other people, has a lot of money and enjoys the finer things in life. Often times people want to hang out with her because she takes care of her friends and buys them nice things.
Noun: Female anatomy of the nether regions
Adj: Wow Jordyn is such a Glitter Bunny! She's so nice and she got me Gucci sunglasses for my birthday!
Noun: Jason just wants a piece of your Glitter Bunny
The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.
Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.
When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
A derogatory term used for homosexuals when there are no Mexicans around for the rednecks to insult
Dammit man the country is filled with all these damn glitter back pansies that don't know which gotdamn bathroom to use... I'm tired of it
A vagina that looks all prim and proper on the outside, but will eat A dick whole upon insertion
Man, Amy looked so good in her nudes she sent. Who knew she was hiding a glitter snatch down there.
When you don't do cocaine and you only have glitter
Does snorting glitter with my friend