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A rower with unusually tiny dick who over compensated by being a douchebag
I pulled a Griffin and shat in your car
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There is no one in this world that will love you more than Griffin. He is sweet and highly intelligent even though he will deny it every time you tell him so. The love portrayed by this boy will never cease to amaze even the coldest of hearts because with one smile he can light up the entire room and everyone in it. Sure he has some flaws but so does everyone else but that's what makes him so much more cute and genuine. A Griffin is not afraid to show affection or tell you how he feels which is a truely amazing trait, and another trait that Griffin has in his back pocket is the amazing ability to love with his whole heart especially when it comes to his family. I cant even use enough words in the English language to discribe the true joy a Griffin can give you every second of every day weather your in his precious presence or not. I love Griffin. Also did I mention hes the single hottest guy known to mankind.
Girl: Hey have you seen Griffin
Girl 2: yah and I fell in love with him the second I layed my eyes on him.
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The biggest Chad of them all
Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.
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To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).
Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes
Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says
" What the deuce??!!"
Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age
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Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin
Person 2: ya he is a very funny man
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1) a mystical creature with the legs & horn of a unicorn and the ability to breath fire out his nose. is both a ninja and a pirate, and is known to plumage the seas without being seen.
2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason
"it's a bird! it's a plane! nope, its trenholme griffin!!"