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Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

by feltonandkundla October 21, 2009

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"mushroom haircut"

A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.

Hey fun-guy, you might want to shave "mushroom haircut".

by Geoff (Gimbel) September 27, 2006

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559 haircut

A bowl cut that is faded on the sides and is usually seen in Fresno, which 559 is it's area code

Person 1: Hey dude did you seen Jimmy with the 559 haircut
Person 2: Yeah, I don't get why that haircut is so popular
Person 1: For real, it's literally almost every dude's style in fresno

by Communism_is_neat October 31, 2019

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BC haircut

This is the short, male hair style that some women get and because the woman appears less feminine it frequently guarantees no sex : The Birth Control Hair Cut.

Suzy got the BC haircut when she joined the softball team and she hasn't had a boyfriend since.

by Rex Skidmore April 16, 2008

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Exec Haircut

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

by Chosney November 10, 2003

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harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

by poonchasers June 19, 2008

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emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 11, 2010

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