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Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.
J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?
B: worth it
Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.
The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.
I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.
Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.
An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
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where you go up to a person from behin (preferably a female) hug them still from behind while sneakaly putting ur dick into their pocket and you pee creating a warm sensation (hot pocket)
sally pissed me off so i snuck up and gave her an ohio hot pocket
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n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.
"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."
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