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when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.
"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"
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Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.
I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.
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Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
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State Farm -noun: A band of fascist liars who use guerrilla tactics in order to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of fucking all of their clients, while still making millions of dollars every year.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
"Fuck State Farm Insurance!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
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Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.
"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."
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someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance
Dustin is a car insurance whore he uses fat chicks to get free car insurance
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.
2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"
2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
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