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moot lashes

i dont give a fuck

ur dick covered in moot lashes

by wilfred tit alot October 23, 2011

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tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

by djsee4 December 17, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 15, 2012


whipty lash

Making a quick turn at a sudden moment.

Do a whipty lash at the next turn.

by Charlotte2 insider May 14, 2021


anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy February 12, 2016


Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019


flip lash

the droplets of water flung onto the back of your pants when you must walk though a wet parking lot wearing flip-flops. "Flip lash" is made worse if the water is muddy and one happens to be wearing white or light-colored pants.

What's all over the back of your pants?!

Oh man, it rained while I was at the store today and I got flip lash walking to my car!

by The Blue Martini July 8, 2010