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When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.
Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!
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A variant of coffee mocha. Usually said to aggravate cashiers at coffee shops. Heavily used by foreigners because they actually think it is pernenounced "fucky mocha" rather than "coffee mocha."
Arab Guy - Ey, i want fucky mocha
Cashier - Excuse me?
Arab Guy - Fucky Mocha!
Cashier - You mean coffee mocha?
Arab Guy - Coffee mocha? Since when it called coffee mocha!?
Cashier - :tard:
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A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.
Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
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An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue
I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.
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a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.
deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.
the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb
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