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Telling your friend your going for a ride in the woods when you're really end up stopping and riding their wood.
I want to take Jason on an ocoee tour.
as in "takin' the Stairwell Tour". To become so crunk you make insane assumptions like the hotel doesn't have an elevator (because you can't locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option.
Sheila: "Dude, where's Amy? We came into the lobby together but I can't find her now!"
Rob: "Well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so...prolly took the Stairwell Tour."
Or "Better check it Willis or you're gonna be takin' the Stairwell Your."
The experience of having Italian music blasting in your ears, a breadstick up your ass, and undergoing Carlo Rossi water boarding.
The Tour of Italy isn’t that bad.
Tour started in 1995 as an answer to the commercialization of Lollapalooza. Now, just an excuse to mass market punk rock as a fashion trend to adolescents.
The warped toour lineup has gotten progressively worse each summer.
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Started as a huge punk festival and as a fuck-you to Lollapalooza and Woodstock, but over the years it has devolved further and further into one colossal shit-fest, with Bad Religion and a couple other bands here and there as the sole redeeming value. Sure, the place is practically swimming with hot chicks, but are a couple random scene chicks worth blowing a bunch of money on something this bad? Think about it.
It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.
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A day where you see a lot of bands you have never heard of, buy stickers and shirts of bands you have never heard of, and you get kicked in the face from moshing to bands you have never heard of. And you do this so you can sound and look "cool".
1: "Did you go to Warped Tour?"
2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"
1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"
2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."
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When one person drinks a six-pack made up of one beer from each of six different countries. A common example contains a Corona, a Red Stripe, a Guinness, a Heineken, a St Pauli Girl, and a Fosters. Best served from west to east.
I had this sick dream where diddy had a fake and he bought us world tours, then we went and got cigars.
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