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Term used to describe a wet fart.
I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.
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Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.
My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.
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the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"Painted for filth" is a drag term and is defined as follows:
Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
That bitch is painted for filth!
Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio
Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!
When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.
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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"
Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".
Collide with another car /vehicle
Commonly used in racing
That guy is nuts ,be careful , he'll swap paint if he has to