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The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
Suicide season is the second album and best by the metalcore band bring me The horizon. Suicide season is the album were bmth changed their deathcore sound and made a heavy metalcore album. Everything in the album is excellent(excluding “it was written in blood”) in my opinion it’s repetitive and I don’t like the parts where oli sings “like roses” it just sounds like a dying dog.
These are my 4 recommended songs out of this album:
1- sleep with one eye open: my favourite bmth song, and the heaviest out of this album. Brutal breakdown at the end. Drop G tunning
2- Chelsea smile: do you even consider a fan of bmth if you haven’t listened to this. Brutal breakdowns and “legendary” chorus. Drop Bb or Drop A#
3 -the comedown: best opening song an album can have. Heavy song with a brutal breakdown. Drop Bb
4-death breath: heavy song and very easy to play(as everything in this album lmao) not as heavy as the ones up and a weaker breakdown but I love the sound of it. Drop G
Boy 1: holy shit amo and that’s the spirit are the heaviest things ever I love it!
Boy 2: have you even heard suicide season. That’s the best and it’s heavy af : *plays diamonds aren’t forever*
Boy 1: That’s garbage I hate... S C R E A M O
It’s sounds like a cat getting obliterated
Boy 2: This is not screamo dipshit, it’s metalcore
Boy 3: You guys don’t know nothing about heavy <:v *starts playing “Traitors never play hangman”
Boy 1: I’m out of here your music sucks... Bye
The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is
"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."
The four-to-six month long exploitation by Partners of people in their primes, generally in their 20s. This term is used as a "valid" excuse to get the exploited to gain anywhere from ten to one hundred pounds, develop several addictions, give up any semblance of a social life and learn to view the Partners as something similar to a totalitarian ruler.
During busy season, it is required that each employee work a minimum of 50 charge hours per week or else they are considered a liability to the firm and dead weight. Failure to do this leads to public humiliation and a lowering of future wages and promotion possibilities.
The Partners will tend to use "busy season" to the lawmakers to convince them to legalize sweatshops in first world countries, only with fewer rights and privileges.
During busy season, the exploited are expected to overcome any illnesses, birth defects, funerals, other medical disasters and most of all, sleep, in order to help the Partners fund the purchase of a golden statue of their dogs.
Doctor: Son, you will need this emergency heart operation within two weeks.
Patient: I wish I could Doc. It's busy season right now.
Doctor: Ah yes, I completely understand. Good luck with that!
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The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.
Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
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The time from March 20th to September 23rd. Usually this is a time when all the whores start to surface and/or come of out winter hybernation (i.e. wearing long sleeve shirts,jeans, winter coats.) acting and dressing in a whore like manner. (slutty shirts and skirts, being bitch and just being a whore.)
Hey you want to go whore hunting? It's whore season.
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