Average Size

Bigger than Jesse McCartneys Penis.

My homework grade was Average Size.

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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

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plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

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size 0

The smallest size (to 00) for womens clothing. Typically you have a 22 to 24 inch waist to fit into this size. Some stores suck and don't carry it.

I wear a size 0 in jeans.

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German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.

Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."

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Cody-size

A joint or a shot too big for human consumption.

"Let's roll a Cody-size."

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Size Queen

A girl that prefers a man with a horse sized cock..

She’s such a size queen she’s gonna need all of 9 inches to make her smile ...

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